by Grady Hendrix
Reviewed by Linda:This spoof of a horror tale takes place at the Ohio branch of an "Orsk" furniture store that greatly resembles a certain Scandinavian chain. The book is designed as a catalog with each chapter named after pieces of furniture (i.e., "Drittsekk," a unique storage solution). To solve some mysterious goings-on, three employees patrol the store overnight, wrestling with their obligation to their corporate bosses and confronting terrifying sights. Remember the corporate motto: Wherever you go, Orsk will be there. Always.